What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 01:22
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
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Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
{RING} {RING}
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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.